My last interview is tomorrow. My god I have so had it with appeals, interviews and applications. I am confirm teaching a course at SMU called Appeals, Transfers and Applications 101. Here is the breakdown for those who will be bidding for it this term.

Course Title: Appeals, Transfers and Applications 101 (ATA101)

Course Description:
This is a hands on course to allow students to experience the full extent of an actual 1/4 life crisis. By the end of the course, students will be equiped with the skills necessary to eat shit and succeed.

Practical test - 35%:
- Your interviewer laughs in your face while you have 5 minutes to explain what you did in 2 years of school

Written Assignments - 10%:
- send 20 unsolicited internship application letters and recieve a minimum of 1 reply

Project - 50%:
- apply for more than 10 internships, transfer to 5 schools, deal with assholic university administration, and negotiate army deferment simultaneously.

Class Participation - 5%
- help your classmates get internships and polish up their resumes

*This course is twice the length of the usual course and will have a tendancy to spill into the school holidays.