Over the dining table we sometimes talk about serious things. Like for example how big our mansions will be when we grow up. What car our chauffers will be driving. And other important details. We happened to be talking about hot wives tonight. "Nick Cannon married Selita Ebanks," I said to mike. "Lucky shit." "Who's that?" he asked. "The hot black victoria's secret model," I replied. "OH."

Silence. And then Bap said, "Aiyah, after you have sex with a hot girl a few times there's no attraction after that if that's all she has."

Silence.

ROFL under the dining table.

Ok Bap. Thanks for Life 101. Unabridged version.